NASCAR IS THE GREATEST SPORT EVER!!!!!!

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What beats sports where you actually move, use your legs, and use your mind? Of course, NASCAR! I mean, what beats the excitement of pre-race?

For instance, “what do you think he should do?”

“Well, I think he should put his foot on the gas pedal and steer.”

See? Isn’t that so incredible? I mean, there’s nothing that beats drivers driving around in circles and circles and circles and circles? How can that ever get boring?

Plus, the car tuning – isn’t it so much fun watching those advertised metal hunks being tuned to perfection!!! Also, the drama included – not race wrecks, but drivers switching companies!

“I’m leaving Dale Eardenheart racing company for Jim Bob Joe company”

Plus, the sound is so brilliant! What could you ever want to hear again once you’ve heard the WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

But there’s one more thing I’m leaving out –

 

APRIL FOOLS!!!!

 

 

 

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